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[ginandpoptarts]

Its official, this is the year to better yourself. Enough of that childish fun! Let’s all buckle down and act 30. After spending countless seconds contemplating my constructive

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i have many problems

[anonymous]

i have a huge itch "in" thats right IN my left nut i was getting from an old man a blow job the other night and he decided to wrap his false teeth aroung my cock,,he and i both thought it was kinky so i let it slide,,,but then some how in all the sucking action a tooth got stuck in his throat,,, so i gave him a smack on the back but his toothless mouth just closed on my mr.winker and the tooth went straight up my urethra,,,and some how made it way tomy left nut where it is very cozy,,,,but it itches like hell what should i do?

Re: i have many problems

[ginandpoptarts]

hmm, thats a thinker...I think that it woiuld be best if you called this freaky old man and asked for another blow job. Maybe the sucking would remove the tooth from ur testicles. You know how on TV amnesia is cured by getting hurt again...well then get hurt! Or, since it is in your nut sac...choke your chicken until it bust out like jizz would. Maybe you can jam a laxative in your penis so that u can upset it like it would a tummy...it can come out like poop. Im not exactly qualified to help with this problem since I do not have a penis but I tried...thanx for the comment

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[ginandpoptarts]

LMAO, I usually only give advise on things you can do on your own...but this is a special case so i'll be over with the Prep H and the Frankie Goes to Hollywood CD!