My mum cracks me up.
Excerpt from email, RE: Wedding makeup:
Now....what should I do about makeup? Options:
(a) Do it myself
(b) have a "pro" do it
(c) call Barnum & Baily
(d) e-mail Revlon
(e) have dad do it
(f) wear a mask
(g) send for Tammy Fays left over eye lashes
(h) start looking for large sunglasses
(i) go to Sally's when they have a close-out/
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