Let's play The Tower. Basically what happens is that I give you the names of three blokes. And from them you have to choose one to throw off the top of a tower, one to shag, and one to marry. You can ask me too, and if anyone else is reading this and is bored, they can play as well. I'll give them three blokes (or birds, or both, whatever the case may be).
It's not a crime to fancy someone. You sixth years need someone to tell you about the birds and the bees. You're acting like a bunch of ten year old boys screeching on about girl germs. It's ridiculous and you're making a far bigger deal out of the thing than it deserves.
But since you replied, I'm going to take that as an invitation to give you three blokes: Zacharias Smith, Ron Weasley, and Kevin Entwhistle ha ha ha, bully to you on that!
It's called a joke and I already know about 'the birds and the bees'. And it was not fun when it turned out it was Dad's turn to give the talk as Mum had given it to Meike. NOT FUN AT ALL!
Gee thanks.
Well let's see, I'd throw Ron of the tower. As for marriage I'm not sure, but I'd definitely shag Zacharias and Kevin.
Snog Jack (and Jack, if you read this, don't be flattered - it was the lesser of two evils). Now, what shall I do with you. I know! Snog Trelawney or any male in the school?
Ergh. Any male in the school. Wait - do I get a choice in the matter? Because if it's Malfoy, Croyle, Ron, Entwhistle, Smith or Harper - I'll go for The Kook In Glasses
Snog the giant squid or sleep in a room with a Mummy?
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Unless you were to throw said person off the tower and they'd land on a bed so that you could then shag said person....
In which case I already know who.
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But since you replied, I'm going to take that as an invitation to give you three blokes: Zacharias Smith, Ron Weasley, and Kevin Entwhistle ha ha ha, bully to you on that!
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Gee thanks.
Well let's see, I'd throw Ron of the tower. As for marriage I'm not sure, but I'd definitely shag Zacharias and Kevin.
Nice try, Parvati.
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I'll start.
Snog Jack or eat slugs? Can't wait to see what Jack says. Heh.
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Ergh. Any male in the school. Wait - do I get a choice in the matter? Because if it's Malfoy, Croyle, Ron, Entwhistle, Smith or Harper - I'll go for The Kook In Glasses
Snog the giant squid or sleep in a room with a Mummy?
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Hexed against teachers
Crabbe and Goyle mud wrestling naked... no that's too horrible or McGonagall and Trelawney mud wrestling?
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I'm going to do the funny little 7 year old dance that I had to do at school...
And now I'm blushing...
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