stuck, part 1 - somewhere between heaven and hell, but MUCH closer to hell (nsfw whaaat?!)

[gingasaur]

I'd like to think that I'm somewhat of a shitty media pro by this point. I've been watching truly awful movies and sometimes truly awful television all for the sake of just one person that I adore for six years now. That's a lot of time to be willingly inflicting pain upon oneself. Why, it almost feels like yesterday that I watched Throw Momma From

Comments

[gingasaur]

ahahaha I still have that song, oh my god.

[janneys]

JESUS CHRIST THIS SPAM.

FUCKING GORDON AND THAT KISS WHAT THE HELL?

>HE GRABS GORDON BY THE DICK
>HOLY HANNAH ON A BICYCLE, THAT'S SOME GOOD HEROIN

slkadjlsakj lMFAO OH JEEBUS MAN. Never stop.

[gingasaur]

lfmlkdshkgd FUCKING GORDON, INDEED. I HATE HIM SO MUCH, MAN.

I will do my best to not slow this roll. \m/

NNGGH COMMENT FUCKERY. SECOND TRY.

[cheapmetaphor]

Okay, so maybe this can heal me after all. Because I actually SMILED all the way through this which it something I definitely DID NOT DO at any point during this movie

It's important to know that here begins a lovely medley of 1995 Geocities Sailor Moon fanpage MIDI music. It's bright and it's a little bit peppy and it NEVER FUCKING STOPS. EVER.

I love how my first comment was WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MUSIC. Then you were all MIDI SHIT and I was all OOOOHHHHH.

WHY DID HER NAME HAVE TO BE LIZZIE, WHYYYYYY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

gurl, you know what stuck is? stuck is stranded on the prometheus for four days with only hallucinations and little girls blowing bubbles to keep you company. stuck is limping around all bloody on god knows where while some dickwad super soldier hunts your ass. stuck is floatin' around in fuckin' space thinking that everybody you know and love might've just gotten totally curbstomped in front of your very eyes.OH GOD. If Sam Carter had been on that elevatore this movie would have been

Re: NNGGH COMMENT FUCKERY. SECOND TRY.

[gingasaur]

fklhadkgl I love you. TRUFAX ON IF SAM HAD BEEN IN THIS MOVIE. like whatever guys, place your headphones here and here and bam, we're free! okay, bye! I'm off to go make sweet passionate love to my househusband.

I kind of couldn't believe it didn't go there, tbh. I was like, "well, she's already been groped," so I figured lady rape was right around the corner. ai yai yai.

me too. me too. I... I haven't quite decided what I'm going to do with that, but I'm sure I'll think of something by the time I get there.

[gingasaur]

One of life's greatest mysteries. ;_;

[soaked_in_stars]

WELL, THAT WAS AWKWARD. lmgdaoooo.

[gingasaur]

SSSSUUUURE WAS! Aren't you glad you came to have a look-see?