Dancing With The Stars week 2
HAHAHAHA look at what Aaron Carter's wearing. OMG it's only beaten by what Sabrina the Teenage Witch has on. Lol.
Lovely Derek Hough & the Swimwear model, jive. I really liked her last week. Ok, that was different from a British ballroom jive, but I liked it. Her feet were a bit ugly, but it was fun and it was DEREK so yay. My score: 6. Judges: 6/7/7
Natalie the swimmer & the Rough Looking One, quickstep. They're doing a lot in hold, you can hardly tell it's American Smooth rules. I like the kicky bits. Don't think the music went with it though. Ooh, I like her hair. My score: 7. Judges: 7/7/7
Chuck the Fighter & someone called Anna, tango. Eeep - fighting in a tango? Gosh. Ooh, I think it works! She's really worked to his strengths. That was freaky weird, but also really watchable and felt extremely short. My score: 7. Judges: 6/7/6
Sabrina the Teenage Witch & Mark Ballas (son of Crazy Shirley of the Crazy Shirley Ballas Crazy Mambo), jive. HAHAHA lol at the outfits. It is however not a great jive. Oh, it's better on the kicky bits. "Kicky bits" is clearly one of my favourite technical terms. I like dances with kicky bits. My score: 5, Judges: 7/6/6
American Football person Michael & another Anna, quickstep. Ooh, a hat, that's always a good start. I like the music. I like the Charleston kicks (see! Kicky Bits with another name!) I quite liked it. My score: 6. Judges: 7/7/6
Debbie Someone & Maks, tango. HAHA it's a weird Phantom of the Opera version of Roxanne. Lol. I hate her outfit. Oh dear, I couldn't even see the dancing for laughing. Oh dear. OH DEAR. My score: 3. Judges: 7/7/7
Snowboard Dude & Chelsie, jive. I LOVED him last week, he was so sweet. I think his name might be Louis. Ooh, cool song! I like their outfits, very un-jivey. And he has very neat footwork. I LOVED that, it was so HAPPY. My score: 8. Judges: 6/7/6 Boooo, that's low considering what they said.
Little Aaron Carter & a girl. OMG Lol! It's Kermit! HAHA. LOL. HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. Oh, was there dancing too? That was AWESOME. And his footwork on the bit I saw looked really good. My score: 8. Judges: 9/9/9
Kelly & Louis, tango. I don't like what they did to her hair. This is ok but he's having to drag her quite a lot. It was dramatic though. My score: 6. Judges: 6/7/6
Tall Kathy & a man. She was funny last week when she was all *god helped me through* when she was talking to Samanatha after their dance. Quickstep. Lol, or is it a couple of dancing plastic holiday dolls? Um. Oh dear. My score: 4. Judges: 6/6/6
Kung Fu guy & Lacey Schwimmer, quickstep. I thought he was boring last week. I don't know who he is. Oooh I love her dress. Ooh, nice movement round the floor too, it looks really zippy. Hated that last Kung Fu move/drop thing, but apart from that it was very nifty. My score: 7. Judges: 7/7/7
Isn't it nice that Tom doesn't make awful puns and jokes about the celebs that the celebs obviously hate, and that Samantha doesn't put her big foot in her mouth by dropping clangers about who fancies who? NICE, that's what it is. And Tom never ever gyrates. ALWAYS A BONUS. My score: TEN!
Someone called Mya & a guy, jive. OH. EM. GEE. What on EARTH is his outfit about? The dancing was good but it had nothing to do with the music, as far as I could tell. My score: 6. Judges: 9/9/9 (WTF?)
Boring Politician Tom Delay & Cheryl, tango. Nice music. Aw, poor Cheryl, he's awful and creepy and weird. The tango's not nearly as awful as his cha cha thing last week though. My score: 4. Judges: 6/6/6 Why are they booing 6s for a poor dance? That's madness.
Donny & Kym, jive. I don't like the song much, but I enjoyed it anyway, it was quite nifty and bouncy. My score: 7. Judges: 8/9/8
Yay, that was fun.
OOh, there's results now! I wasn't expecting that. I need to go to bed! I enjoyed Derek dancing, I did not enjoy Joss Stone. There was crazy madness in the form of a sort of marching band thing with a Roman and some warriors and some guys breakdancing in pyjamas and then some tough guys grunting in cardigans. That was...weird. And some people were safe and some other people were not.
Lovely Derek Hough & the Swimwear model, jive. I really liked her last week. Ok, that was different from a British ballroom jive, but I liked it. Her feet were a bit ugly, but it was fun and it was DEREK so yay. My score: 6. Judges: 6/7/7
Natalie the swimmer & the Rough Looking One, quickstep. They're doing a lot in hold, you can hardly tell it's American Smooth rules. I like the kicky bits. Don't think the music went with it though. Ooh, I like her hair. My score: 7. Judges: 7/7/7
Chuck the Fighter & someone called Anna, tango. Eeep - fighting in a tango? Gosh. Ooh, I think it works! She's really worked to his strengths. That was freaky weird, but also really watchable and felt extremely short. My score: 7. Judges: 6/7/6
Sabrina the Teenage Witch & Mark Ballas (son of Crazy Shirley of the Crazy Shirley Ballas Crazy Mambo), jive. HAHAHA lol at the outfits. It is however not a great jive. Oh, it's better on the kicky bits. "Kicky bits" is clearly one of my favourite technical terms. I like dances with kicky bits. My score: 5, Judges: 7/6/6
American Football person Michael & another Anna, quickstep. Ooh, a hat, that's always a good start. I like the music. I like the Charleston kicks (see! Kicky Bits with another name!) I quite liked it. My score: 6. Judges: 7/7/6
Debbie Someone & Maks, tango. HAHA it's a weird Phantom of the Opera version of Roxanne. Lol. I hate her outfit. Oh dear, I couldn't even see the dancing for laughing. Oh dear. OH DEAR. My score: 3. Judges: 7/7/7
Snowboard Dude & Chelsie, jive. I LOVED him last week, he was so sweet. I think his name might be Louis. Ooh, cool song! I like their outfits, very un-jivey. And he has very neat footwork. I LOVED that, it was so HAPPY. My score: 8. Judges: 6/7/6 Boooo, that's low considering what they said.
Little Aaron Carter & a girl. OMG Lol! It's Kermit! HAHA. LOL. HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. Oh, was there dancing too? That was AWESOME. And his footwork on the bit I saw looked really good. My score: 8. Judges: 9/9/9
Kelly & Louis, tango. I don't like what they did to her hair. This is ok but he's having to drag her quite a lot. It was dramatic though. My score: 6. Judges: 6/7/6
Tall Kathy & a man. She was funny last week when she was all *god helped me through* when she was talking to Samanatha after their dance. Quickstep. Lol, or is it a couple of dancing plastic holiday dolls? Um. Oh dear. My score: 4. Judges: 6/6/6
Kung Fu guy & Lacey Schwimmer, quickstep. I thought he was boring last week. I don't know who he is. Oooh I love her dress. Ooh, nice movement round the floor too, it looks really zippy. Hated that last Kung Fu move/drop thing, but apart from that it was very nifty. My score: 7. Judges: 7/7/7
Isn't it nice that Tom doesn't make awful puns and jokes about the celebs that the celebs obviously hate, and that Samantha doesn't put her big foot in her mouth by dropping clangers about who fancies who? NICE, that's what it is. And Tom never ever gyrates. ALWAYS A BONUS. My score: TEN!
Someone called Mya & a guy, jive. OH. EM. GEE. What on EARTH is his outfit about? The dancing was good but it had nothing to do with the music, as far as I could tell. My score: 6. Judges: 9/9/9 (WTF?)
Boring Politician Tom Delay & Cheryl, tango. Nice music. Aw, poor Cheryl, he's awful and creepy and weird. The tango's not nearly as awful as his cha cha thing last week though. My score: 4. Judges: 6/6/6 Why are they booing 6s for a poor dance? That's madness.
Donny & Kym, jive. I don't like the song much, but I enjoyed it anyway, it was quite nifty and bouncy. My score: 7. Judges: 8/9/8
Yay, that was fun.
OOh, there's results now! I wasn't expecting that. I need to go to bed! I enjoyed Derek dancing, I did not enjoy Joss Stone. There was crazy madness in the form of a sort of marching band thing with a Roman and some warriors and some guys breakdancing in pyjamas and then some tough guys grunting in cardigans. That was...weird. And some people were safe and some other people were not.