First Shift

[gingerspeedster]

[ There's something different about Wally today. For starters, he seems freaked out. And business-like, something the barge doesn't get to see in him very often. Drake and Arthas may recognize his working face. Of course, the truly strange thing is that he doesn't seem to be moving particularly fast. In fact... ]

Thheeeeeeeerrreeeee'sss

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[flashy_magic]

[He laughs.]

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[gingerspeedster]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaattt haaaaaaaapppeeee-- [ Just because he's fast doesn't mean he's particularly smart. But lookit him figure it out like a big boy and step into high gear. ]

What happened to your hair?

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[flashy_magic]

...the flood. Let's go back to talking about your slow now, 'kay?

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[gingerspeedster]

Notachance. Icantalk as fast as I want. Assuming Icantime it riiiight...

[batmanschmatman]

Holy haberdashery, Wally, looks like you're gonna have a fun couple days.

[gingerspeedster]

Diiiid yoou just say haberdashery?

[batmanschmatman]

... Holy catchphrase, I did.

[gingerspeedster]

GladI'm not the only one wiith soome weirdness.

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[gingerspeedster]

I've almoost got thehangofit.

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[gingerspeedster]

I'm getting beetter! It just takes some trial and error.

[christ_onabike]

...Are you in fucking slow-mo?

[Kitchen filter]

Should I ask why, or is this to do with the slow mo?

[gingerspeedster]

Apparently. I'm soort of gettingthehang of it, but it's tough. I'm going to haave to be inoverdrive most of the day to keeep up. Whiich means more food.

[christ_onabike]

...Couldn't you just settle for being a bit slowed down?

[gingerspeedster]

Ii'd rather sleep. Running at the speeed I'm stuck at now, I'm pretty useless. A brief sebaticalmakesmore sense.