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WHINY BITCHING AHEAD BE WARNNNNNED
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DEAR LJ,
Today I got down to the final two tables of a $10 tournament that paid over $9k for first place. I've got a medium stack and then WTF SOME WILD MOUSE JUST CLIMBS UP IN MY BED NEXT TO ME AND I'M LIKE WHAAAAAT AND IT STARTS RUNNING AROUND ALL CRAZY AND I WAS LIKE AUGH IT'S GONNA RABIES MY FAAAAAAACE AND LONG STORY SHORT I went out in 18th. -
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So I just had me a lovely little mini-vacation to Cape Cod. And I come home and find a message basically saying, "Oh hi, I just bought the house you're living in. AND I'VE DECIDED I WANT YOUR ROOM." What. Thefuck. This is literally the THIRD time in as many years that I've had the house that I was living in sold out from under me. WHAT DOES IT TAKE ( Read more... ) -
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I just tried to send a text that said, "I'm hot and tirrrred." iPhone decided I meant "turreted." I think I like this better.
