America wears a fez now...with his dick
Just getting to checking my flist now. My internet was out for a while earlier, but I was at the barn for most of the time that we had no internet so I barely noticed xP
I wasn't home for long before one of my dogs had a seizure. She's never been a very healthy dog--four years old and she's had a hip replaced(she needs the other one done, too), is ( Read more... )
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Monkey annoyance expert? That's a career I'd like to consider in the future. Don't tell people about it. The salary is humongous.
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and about the dinosaurs... I think more proof is needed for a theory as big as that.
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Also that is seriously the BEST JOB EVER.
"Japanese macaques will completely flip out when presented with flying squirrels, a new study in monkey-antagonism has found." MONKEY-ANTAGONISM, WHAT A SUBJECT <3
Sorry to hear about your dog, hope it gets better soon!
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OMGWTF YOUR DOG. D= *hugs* Is she alright now? What did the vets say? That's perfectly terrible, hun, I'm so sorry. *hugs again*
... I want to know where that major was when I signed up for college. I wonder if they have special eye protection for feces.
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Both the blood and urine tests came back okay, so...we paid a lot to find out they had absolutely no clue what happened. She's doing alright now, though, except for the fact that she's been refusing to eat ever since she got back from the vet and that's not like her at all. My other dog goes on periodic hunger strikes, but she's never done this before.
Well, they are working with monkeys after all xDDDD "95% more resistant to primate fecal matter than ordinary lab goggles!"
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Well isn't that just a kick in the shitter. =/ I'm glad she's doing alright, but I certainly hope she remedies that whole not eating thing. Keep us updated?
I wonder if my lab goggles are feces resistant. Not something I'll be wanting to check anytime soon, I think.
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Who PAYS monkey annoyance experts? And who decides to be one? If someone wrote a book explaining the life of a monkey annoyance expert I would be all of it. Sounds kind of like a dream job. "I WONDER IF THE MONKEY WILL BE ANNOYED IF WE POKE IT WITH A STICK!" (I actually know several important studies that involve poking slugs with a stick...)
If Hellsing is written by that guy it explains a lot.
Send my best wishes to your dog
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