I can't take the poo anymore. I feel like an assistant on the set of a German scat film.
The bright spots for the other cat owners out there (and, I guess, actual German scat film assistants):
•not surprisingly, baby wipes* are really awesome at cleaning poo off hardwood floors, tile, and rugs; and
•fish oil pills are great camouflage for meds.
I don't want to know these things.
*leftover from trips to Raleigh.