Regardless of the outcome of this coming ALCS, Evan Longoria will make a really excellent addition to the Red Sox roster when the Rays have their inevitable fire-sale in 2 months. What can I say, I know how baseball in Florida works. It's one of the only things about that gods-forsaken state that I understand.

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It's funny because it's true! For the record, I am in favor of breasts. On several levels. Interestingly, most of the gay men I know are also in favor of breasts. Or, at least, fascinated by them. It's sort of weird, actually ( Read more... )

Oh. My. God.

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It's a porno you can watch from the office!

(Actually, it's probably still NSFW, but whatever...)

"I'd say about 75% of the time the fucking meatball comes out of the hole in the middle ( Read more... )

I watched Speed Racer tonight. On purpose. Here's the real shit-spurter though: I LIKED IT. Seriously. I kid you not ( Read more... )

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The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.

"He's circum-supersized."

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1. Sarah Palin's accent makes me want to gouge out my eyes and shove them in my ears ( Read more... )

"Whoever is elected in November is going to face a daunting challenge. No one person can clean up the mess it took 7 and ½ years to create. That's why I want the calm, thoughtful candidate I believe will surround himself with the best and the brightest. I believe the decisions Obama makes will be made based on what’s best for this country."

-Judy ( Read more... )

MEGA MAN 9: "I think this is your ass. I'm not sure why I have it, but I'll just go ahead and HAND IT TO YOU ( Read more... )