Fic Post: Spike/Drusilla for nekid_spike
Title: Fast food
Rating: About R I’d say, not terrible, but there’s death of a human, so maybe R.
Summary: Spike and Drusilla are trapped in a house waiting for the sun to go down.
Pairing: Spike/Dru
A/N: Written for the nekid numbers challenge at nekid_spike, I got Drusilla, attic and scarecrow.
Drusilla paced the attic she and Spike were currently in.
“How soon until we can leave Spike?’
“Well Pet, the sun’s still up.”
Drusilla sighed, “This house has too many windows, it invites the sun.”
Spike sighed. “I know love, that’s why we’re up here.”
“Lets search the attic for prizes Spike.”
“Wotever pleases you poppet.”
She walked over to a chest of drawers and began chucking things out of it as Spike watched. Seeing his baby being so violent turned him on, and he came up behind her. Just as he was about to take her in his arms she spun around.
“Look Spike, it’s a present for me!”
She was holding a scarecrow. It was brightly colored, and not the least bit scary.
“Wot love, wot can you do with a scarecrow?”
Drusilla looked at him as though he were an idiot.
“He can be a friend for Ms. Edith.”
“Oh of course love, I’m sorry. I forgot her.”
“Bad Spike, I shall have to punish you. Her feelings will be hurt.”
“Yes, you’d best hurt me Poodle.”
She slipped into her vampire face and bit his neck. The pain was remarkably low.
“You’ll have to do better Dru, that barely hurt.”
She scowled. “Bad boy, no talking.”
Drusilla raised her hand and spanked him. He cried out in a mix of pleasure and pain. So, she hit again. Then Drusilla let go shaking her head sadly.
“Its not fun Spike. I need a human to kill.” She looked so sad that Spike put his arms around her.
“I promise as soon as the Sun goes down I’ll find you more humans than you could possibly want.”
She gave him a wobbly smile. “You mean it?”
“Anything for you pet!”’
“That’s my sweet William.”
She kissed him then, and Spike kissed her back. Now all they need was a bite to eat, and things would be looking up.
“You’re sure there are no humans to eat here.”
Spike nodded dejectedly.
“Maybe we can get one to come to us.”
Spike frowned. “Wot, call one?”
“Don’t they bring human food places?”
Spike nodded thoughtfully. “That could work. Trouble is getting downstairs, while avoiding being burnt to a crisp.”
“Lets make a game of it. I bet I could get there first Spike.”
“You’re on love, first one to find a telephone wins.”
So they set off.
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Drusilla won, she knew the house better. They both got a little burnt, but Spike counted it worthwhile if it meant they got to eat sooner.
“Who shall we call?’
”Lets call for pizza, that’s fast.”
”Whatever you say love.”
So Spike called a pizza place. He nearly threw the phone in anger when they said how long it would be to cook. But when Drusilla began nibbling his ear he settled for dropping it.
“How long will it take Spike?”
“Too bloody long.”
”Then I know what to do. We shall dance with the stars.”
”The stars aren’t out yet Dru.”
”But I see them Spike!”
“I know love. But…”
She smacked him hard. “If I see it Spike, its there.”
”All right Dru, ‘course its there.”
”Then dance with me,” She said stubbornly.
And what else could he do? Spike took her in his arms, and they danced. Around and around, to music that only Drusilla could hear. When the doorbell finally rang Spike was relieved. He pulled open the door, and yanked the human boy inside.
”Special delievery pet.”
”Oh good Spike.”
They bit into the young man together, and drained him dry.
As the body dropped to the floor Drusilla looked at Spike in a very serious way.
“Next time, lets get fast food instead.”