In which she uses life lesson from Bleach, but seriously Kubo, WTF! o.O
Okay, for the risk of sounding like Forest Gump, mama was right.
The most important thing that I’ve learned this week, well it’s that Bleach doesn’t make sense anymore. Yammy= 0 espada? Sure! Why not?
I mean if Hollow!Ichigo can suddenly turn back into horn free Ichigo, and Grimmjow is spending his free time making sand angels in the HM desert for the past bajillion chapters, and the fact the Ishida is bleeding to death atop of the tower whilst Orihime and Ichigo figure out what sort of epitaph to compose for Ulquoirra, then why is there any reason Yammy can’t be 0? I usually refrain from criticizing Kubo (because in my mind he is next to God.) However, this whole Yammy thing feels kinda forced to me like he decided a couple weeks ago to totally lull everyone into a false sense of security then- WHAM! Yammy is akin to a God. On the other hand, I think I’ve read enough theories on why he decided to do this, (some really good ones over at Bleachness on LJ). So, I think I’ve calmed down a bit and can appreciate the humor in this chapter and other things.
Like…now that Renji & co. will probably get their asses handed to them, maybe we will see Unohana come forth and show us true power? Or maybe Grimmjow will get tired of making sand angles and come help out? Or, an idea I like even better, Kenpachi and Unohana will combine their powers and take care of Yammy, thus leaving us in awe.
Now that I can think clearly, I’ve decided Yammy being 0 isn’t such a shock. I am pretty sure Kubo gave us hints in previous chapters, right? *goes off to re read Bleach*
Okay, I’ve totally stopped freaking out now. And I now know everything is going to be ok! Yammy will be defeated by the combined awesomeness of Unohana and Kenpachi, Grimmjow will come back from his self-imposed sandy exile, and Ishida will get healed and an apology from both Ichigo and Orihime. (Orihime for waiting so freaking long and Ichigo for stabbing him!) And to top it all off they will end it nicely with a tear inducing epithet dedicated to Emocar. Ah, to dream…
Well, I’m done ranting about Bleach and have nothing else to say…we fangirls can have a one track mind you know.
Signed,
The astounded mTaichou aka ginxkira
Freaking out over fictional characters since 2006
P.S. my song choice is oddly appropriate, eh?