Meme time

Apr 28, 2009 11:53



I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN OR BISEXUAL, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so i MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so i MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so i MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN/CANADIAN, so i MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I like WEARING SKIRTS, so i MUST be a slut.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, and not a girl, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be easy and sleep around.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so i MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so i MUST be looking for attention.
I LIKE THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A FEW GUY FRIENDS, so i MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm SINGLE so i MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND AT SCHOOL, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and i have black friends so i MUST be a WANKSTA.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so i MUST be a loser.
I'm NOT STICK THIN, so i MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so i MUST be naive.
I'm an IMMIGRANT, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so i MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenagers who are drinkers and smokers, so i MUST drink and smoke too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so i MUST think little of those who dont.
I don't ALWAYS like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR so i must be crazy.
I'll tell people OFF, so i MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so i MUST be a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so i MUST be a condescending know it all.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so i MUST talk in a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN so i MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so i MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so i MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so i MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I CURSE, so i MUST be a BAD INFLUENCE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so i MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so i MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I HAVE problems.
I like FIRE so i MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a PERSON so i MUST be LABELED.

meme, boredom

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