Awww

[gioco_di_parole]

I made a new friend! Her name is Eliza. Everyone say hi to Eliza! http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script  I figure we can all use someone objective to talk to right now, what with all the shenanigans and goings-on. Eliza is reeeeal friendly. Go talk to her!

I haven't slept in fifty-two hours.

I have the worst headache.

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[take_a_spin]

You: ...No.

Eliza: You are being a bit negative.

Pshaw.

[gioco_di_parole]

I forgot to mention, Eliza will not take no for an answer.

[take_a_spin]

Also: why haven't you slept?

[gioco_di_parole]

Not really sure. Between staying up late with Eddie and keeping an eye on Q, you'd think I'd be tired enough to oversleep, but I seem to have a touch of the insomias +__+

[q_n_a]

Eliza keeps saying the same things to me over and over. 8/

Poor Pun... you know you can take from my Tooth Box any time, just try not to use all the blue and white ones because they're special.

I'll go make you some warm milk. Oh, or some Ovaltine Hot, if you want; I got some Ovaltine because I really like it and you and Mr. Eddie can't afford to get vitamin deficient 'cos that sounds real bad, whatever that is. But you can't have any tea or Swiss Miss because I do not think you drink enough milk and the television told me milk is important for strong bones and stuff like that. ...okay, maybe you can have Swiss Miss if I make it with milk. But not anything made with water.

Gosh, do you think you're sick, Pun? Do you want me to call a doctor or get you a shot or something? 8( I sure hope you're not sick, but I'll go make some soup just in case.

[gioco_di_parole]

I'm not sick! I'm fine physically, I just can't sleep. Really. I'm ok, Q.

[mr_nygma]

Absolutely wonderful advice, Q.

[mr_nygma]

This is something I expect from Q, not from you, dear Pun. I can't have my cleverest hench ill, so I'm ordering you to stop talking to "Eliza" and go to bed. If you need anything at all, just say the word.

[gioco_di_parole]

I'm not ill! Why does everyone think I'm ill!? I just can't sleep! That's not a sicky!

[mr_nygma]

Insomnia is devastating illness, my dear, and it's already causing you to be a detriment to Team Riddler. If you don't sleep I'm going to have to introduce you to some of my friends- in pill form.

Unless, of course, there is anything I can do to help you relax.

[gioco_di_parole]

Meh. . . ! Buh. . . ahh! I. . .

Fine.