okay

[gioco_di_parole]

GODFUCKIT CRANE IF I FIND ONE MORE BONG IN THIS LAUNDRY BASKET I WILL BE EXACTING MY VENGEANCE.

THERE WILL BE TITTIES.

Comments

[but_fearitself]

HEY FUCK YOU WOMAN I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW THEY GET IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET

WOAH WOAH HEY! GODDAMMIT YOU CRAZY BITCH DON'T Y'ALL THROW MY SHIT AWAY!!

Oh my Lord, oh Jesus, oh HALE, no, no, nonononononono no titties; I swear I'll be good. 8(

[gioco_di_parole]

They're your bongs! You need to fucking keep track of them! They're all in a garbage bag by the front door, getting ready to be taken out to the curb. The garbage truck comes around noon. Either rescue them and NEVER EVER LET ME FIND THEM IN MY LAUNDRY AGAIN, or they're gone for good.

I will walk around this house naked.

[but_fearitself]

I TOLD Y'ALL I DON'T KNOW HOW SHIT GETS IN THERE!

DAMMIT WOMAN. I'm taking my bongs and locking myself in the bathroom. Y'all do all the naked shit y'all want just don't expect me to come out!

[take_a_spin]

Hmmm. You're pretty cute.

Crane, start leaving your bongs around. Try her bed.

[mr_nygma]

Yes please!

[but_fearitself]

NOT HELPING!

[mr_nygma]

Indulge me. I'm letting you stay at my hot ass penthouse, remember?