FURST POAST

[gioco_di_parole]

Although it's definitely not my first day. Sorry boss, I had some, ah, business to take care of last night. I hope Q conveyed my apologies. 
For those of you with whom I have not yet communicated, my name is Allison Marlow, though I've been nicknamed Pun by Mister Eddie.

Hmm. This new job looks like it's gonna be interesting. I haven't had a job in

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[mr_nygma]

Harrumph, next time send me the texts personally, ok? I can only take some much of you two cockteasing me.

Tea at Joker's?

Oh right, "tea" at Joker's. That's, ah, more for Q than it is you. She's keen on meeting that "paley strung out clown guy", heh, and I figured I'd indulge her. Heh.

[ace_0f_knaves]

When should I expect you? The machine needs time to warm up.

[mr_nygma]

Oh, whenever is good for you. I don't want to impose on you. You can give me a call on my Riddler Phone. I'll bring scones.

[ace_0f_knaves]

Riddler Phone? Really, Eddie?

Any time after 5 will be fine.

[q_n_a]

Oh my gosh hi Pun!!! :D I'm Q, I guess you know that already-- wow, I can tell you're really smart all talking about Einstein and Ben Stein and all these people I've never even heard of!

You seem really, really awesome; I hope we'll be best friends!!

Hey, are those question marks in your icon supposed to look like boobs? On account of you're a henchbabe? Wow, that's so clever! I would have never thought of that! Speaking of boobs, do you have real boobs? --No, wait! Don't tell me, ok? I'm really good at telling whether boobs are real or fake; I'll inspect them tonight and see! And maybe you can try to tell if mine are real or fake! It'll be like the best guessing game EVER!! :D

Also, make sure you and Mr. Eddie get some, um, alone time tonight, if you know what I mean. He got really lonely when you weren't here.

[gioco_di_parole]

Hiiii, Q. Lovely to talk to you. Can't wait to start sharing a room with you. . .

[q_n_a]

Oh wow, it's going to be the best ever!!! Hey, do you think you'd like to have a bunkbed or share a bed? I think I might like to share a bed because you're so nice and awesome!!!!

[mr_nygma]

You don't have to share a room with her every night...