*sigh*

[gioco_di_parole]

Apparently Q has been meeting all sorts of people that I haven't, which I don't understand. It's not as though I'm socially inept or anything, but Q is just. . . gregarious. Like a lot. People are either hideously annoyed with her or find her absolutely adorable or some combination of the two. I'm not adorable or as skilled at this job as she is,

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[q_n_a]

I don't know what gregarious even means, but I'm awful sorry, Pun! I am having problems with being social with some other people as well. Ms. Roulette said she would get diabetes if I wouldn't stop being cute and I googled diabetes and it is terrible. 8( I don't want Ms. Roulette to get diabetes or for you to be sad because you are very nice and great and you have really good boobs and also you're way more smarter than me and Mr. Eddie really likes you!

Lemme make it up to you, huh, Pun? We're supposed to be best friends, right? If you want, I'll teach you how to make friends or I'll wear a bag on my head! ...that might be kinda fun... maybe I could borrow Mr. Joker's folding blind-people cane...oh neat, I wonder if I could get a seeing eye puppy... ohhhh

Anyways, please don't be sad, Pun!!!

[gioco_di_parole]

*sigh* Roulette was using hyperbole, Q. By saying that you would give her diabetes she meant that you were incredibly sweet.

Being gregarious is not necessarily a bad thing. I'm just not as good at it as you. And Eddie may like me a lot, but he pays more attention to you.

Don't worry about it. You can't help how you are. *sigh*

[q_n_a]

Oh. See, I don't know anything about hyperboles or even very much about regular bowls, but you're talking about all this stuff like it's as easy as AB3s! I mean, gosh, you're probably almost as smart as Mr. Eddie!

Hm. I'm sure Mr. Eddie would notice you more if you, um... I dunno, that banana bread is probably a good start! And maybe wear less clothes? or thinner clothes. Or wetter clothes. Or less, thinner, wetter clothes. ...and talk to him about smart people stuff! He is clearly a genius with no interlectuals to like.... interlectuate with, except you could definitely interlectuate with him and do all those smart-people games like Sudoku and crosswords and stuff!

[mr_nygma]

OH MY GOD

PUN WE ARE HAVING A CROSSWORD RACE RIGHT NOW, GET YOUR HOT ASS TO THE DEN, IT'S GAME TIME!!

[take_a_spin]

Oh, dear, don't fret. I'm sure you're plenty cute! I just haven't gotten to know you yet, as quickly as I did Q with her little motor-mouth and sidetracking.

I'm Roulette. It's a pleasure to formally meet you.

[gioco_di_parole]

Thanks. I'm Allison, though I've been semi-informally rechristened 'Pun' by Eddie. Lovely to meet you.

[mr_nygma]

Aw, Punkin, don't cry. As cute as Q is, you're my number one. I don't need two Qs, one is more than enough. I have very special plans for you, especially since Q isn't allowed to join us for tea at Joker's.

After the crossword race we're going to have some private one-on-one time together, ok sweetpea?

(Also, I can barely see what I'm typing the font in this comment box is so incredibly tiny and pale that I'm glad I'm a master keyboardist.)

[gioco_di_parole]

Thanks, Eddie. I don't mean to whine or anything, I just get overwhelmed by Q's. . . Q.

One-on-one time sounds delightful :) and that banana bread I promised you is sitting on top of the stove. The one on the right is nutless.

[mr_nygma]

Hmmm, thank you, it looks delicious. I want to eat it off your naked body We should cuddle.

[gioco_di_parole]

mmmm cuddlins. and banana bread. Whixh I have never had eaten off my naked body, but there's a first time for everything, eh?

[q_n_a]

Hey Pun!! I decided to try that paper bag thing and it is totally working out AWESOME!! go see it on my journal page!!

[gioco_di_parole]

. . . o_o

[fare_stronzate]

Hi! Sorry we didn't friend you sooner, but Mr. J and his boyfriend business associate have been running us ragged.

[gioco_di_parole]

Hello! Oh, you're the sisters, right? Q's been talking about you some.