Dating Contract (What I Do When I Should Be Studying)

[gir_m20]

Any eligible males who wish to date Miss Winona L. Landis must sign the terms and agreements listed below. The signature means that said male has read and understands all sections of the contract. Breaking of any of the agreements will find the contract null and void

Comments

[xixfairydustxix]

damn....i'm female...guess i don't qualify!

;)
hehehe

[lebeaufromage]

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing as Shanna. Oh my.

This is very cute, Nerz. <3

[flightsofwhimsy]

*looks at list*

Mm, yeah, totally qualify.

I printed a copy and signed it so I guess we're dating now.

Har.

[flightsofwhimsy]

Males? Pshaw.
Eligible? Kinda.

Sexylicious? Daaamn straight.