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Mar 11, 2005 17:41

I didn't get ANY right

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell
you
whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for
each
answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll
down
UNTIL you have answered the question!


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
simple
in an
overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close
the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
in
the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
through
the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator.
You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if
you
did
not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one
more
chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles,
and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have
you
not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to
Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting
says this conclusively disproves the theory that most
professionals

have the brains of a four-year-old.
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