*Rodimus Prime's office is at the end of a dark hallway, connected to his room by a door. It is unoccupied right now. It is also imprudently unlocked.*

*What, oh what will happen next...?*

I'm back. And un-human-ified. Finally.

Springer: *from offscreen* Let's go, Rod! Those kids at the hospital aren't getting any sicker!

...-_- *shouts back* Springer, you are so getting coal in your stocking! *grumbles goodnaturedly and gathers up his beard and hat for his role as Roddy Claus ( Read more... )

((Okay, Rath, I did it. Now it's your turn. ;P




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*Yes, the slaves get bathroom breaks. Carefully monitored and strictly controlled and with no pretense made at privacy whatsoever, but there comes a certain point where your body does not care who's looking ( Read more... )

((Continued from here.))

*Rodimus enters his office - stalks would be more like it, as he's still quite pissed off that someone has screwed with one of his.* Metroplex, enact all available security measures. I want this room locked down ( Read more... )

Void's defeated (and now I'm glad I found those silicon crystals), and his forces are captured and/or defected. Galvatron still has his head, and I mean that in both senses, but it was a near thing for a while. We lost friends in the doing... I'm sorry, Dreadboots. Would your flock mind if I sent the convincelings over to visit them? They've ( Read more... )

*If anyone asks, Rodimus has the fact that he's been coordinating repairs between the Dis and the EDC as an excuse for why he's driving slowly. The fact that Galvatron's half-slagged, limping along in midair at his bumper has absolutely nothing to do with his pace whatsoever ( Read more... )

*Rodimus Prime stands at the edge of one of Autobot City's top-level landing pads, fist raised level with his chest as if in salute. A panel on his forearm lifts away and he begins to speak, steady and strong ( Read more... )

...yep, it's my birthday. Against all odds, I have survived another year.

^_^;;

Nexus LOL strikes again. What am I supposed to do with this?