new occupational status:

[girl_disarmed]

im a shot girl on rollerskates
aaaaand
i now work in an upscale dog boutique.

HAHAHAAA

EDIT// upscale dog boutique denied me.

fuckers.

Comments

[sheepfeathers]

Dude. I totally wouldn't have the coordination to serve shots AND roll. Kudos to you.

[bitterflesh]

Did I just read "upscale dog boutique"?

[girl_disarmed]

ok i lied. i thought i got the latter of the two jobs but i didnt.
whatevz.