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set up an interview w/ hotmovies.com to sit around and watch porn and review it. 30k a year.

word.

my company has demoted me. into the basement.

my boss came to me yesterday saying they were going to put me in a nice little cubicle right next to the storage unit.

yay.

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tis the sad season. i realized this last night at around 11pm when yet another boy wandered away from me. i guess i was in the wrong, because i already have a boyfriend, and i guess karma tracked down my new address.

my boss decided i was too "uptight" and brought a cd player up to my desk so i can listen to an endless cycle of enya to "calm" me. so as i type this, fucking enya is playing to my immediate left and i cant turn it off because my boss is lurking around the cubicles.

this is seriously torture.

and i am so not "uptight."

8 hours and for a good 2/3 of that i only appear to be working. mostly i just stare into space, create super cute necklaces out of the 24949291 paper-clips in the supply closet, and surf the web. sometimes i answer the phone. sometimes i update the one-thousand year old data base. but id much rather not ( Read more... )

i got the job.
i got the house.
i got the boy.

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so i met a boy who actually likes me. hes from dublin and i want to have sex w/ his accent. last night i kept making him say words w/ the letter 'u' in them because i loveloveloooove how he pronounces that letter. the only wordw i could think of at the time was "drunk" and "scrubs" so i kept asking him what doctors wore and what show zach braff was ( Read more... )