1) babe ruthless
2) adolf hipster
3) andy whorehall

which one???

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next week i have an interview w/ a lady for a job teaching english abroad. on the application, for the question "how soon can you leave" i wrote asap. nothing really is holding me in pa any longer. in one week ill be done school forever, ben and i are no longer contemplating marriage (hell, we're not even dating), derby is getting on my last nerve ( Read more... )

boy pms is stupid. boys shouldnt be moody. they have no reason to. their genitals never bleed ( Read more... )

im housesitting my sister's place in wilmington. this means ive been having to cohabitate w/ her two cats, one of which hates me beyond belief. the damn thing will lay in wait for me and when i walk across his path he'll literally race out from whatever piece of furniture hes under and attack my feet. like kamakaze attack, full on war w/ my feet ( Read more... )

i met a boy. a gay one. i posted an ad on craigslist entitled 'fag hag seeking fag' and cole was the only legitimate gay male to reply. we have a lunch date thurs followed by some much needed retail therapy. im excited. i hope he doesnt dump me after the usual 2 week trial period ( Read more... )

but more so on the characters in her stories. i just got her book no one belongs here more than you do and this month in the new yorker shes got a feature story about falling in love w/ the guy sitting next to you on a plane ( Read more... )

everytime i dont see him for a little while, i always forget how handsome he is.

it is 90 degrees outside ( Read more... )

i have a date tonight w/ a guy who may or may not be gay.

i guess there only one way to find out for sure cuz im too scared to ask.