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[girl_not_boy]

 I never knew my stomach could MAKE such disturbing sounds. Just yesterday, I was trying to sleep and, no matter what I tried, unless on my side with my knees drawn up, my stomach seemed to cry. I think its the lack of anything substantial to eat since last week. Not even the most simple thing of flat bread or some sort of olive paste.

This morning

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[thecursedclown]

I REALLY miss food too. My stomach is so loud it makes hunting and fishing really hard. But I've gone so bad I'm eating dust and paper.

I really miss food to but maybe we can try and find a way to fish and hunt without our stomachs letting them know.

[girl_not_boy]

Uuugh. Considering all the mess of noises my stomach is making as we speak, I doubt that any animal or person within a ten mile radius could not hear me.

...Dust and paper?

...Doesn't sounds filling. Or half bad at this moment.

[thecursedclown]

True...but I have to eat ALOT...so I'll try to eat whatever I can...and well my neioubours keep complaining about the noise coming from my room and when I explain it's my stomach they don't believe me...thats how bad it is.

[girl_not_boy]

I'm sure your inn mates are just irritable because they're just as hungry as you. And I. For I am amazingly hungry. T_T

[onehandsomedog]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE HUNGRY?! Haruhi, come here! I have food! We can grow some together in my backyard, or... OH! I bet Renge has some! We can mooch off of her!

Wait. No...

In any case, I have some sake, and grape wine too~! You can come to myyyyy place. I have other things for you to put in your mouth for you to eat. Come on~ We could have loads of fun, and not all of it has to be sexual!

[girl_not_boy]

...You....You have....food?

.......................................

TAKE ME WITH YOU! For the love of everything holy, TAKE ME WITH YOU!

[onehandsomedog]

Of course I shall take you with me~! My, you seem excited to hear from me. Why can't this happen more often, my darling? Here, Shigure shall take care of you, and you do not have to pay me back with money. Your body is the only payment I want from you... extremely soon.

So I'll take this as a dinner date?

[girl_not_boy]

No. Nononononono. This is not a date. Simply put it as 'dinner', okay Shigure-san?

I don't know why I'm this excited to hear from you in actuality...Hunger does strange things to me. I'm sorry if I came off as over eager!

[thecrookedhorn]

Oh!

I have more fish than I can eat myself, if you want some.

[girl_not_boy]

AH! You do!?!? And offering to share? That's...that's so...nice!

...I think these are happy tears...

[thecrookedhorn]

Well, I mean... it's common sense, right? If no one eats them, they'll rot, and that'd be a waste of perfectly good fish...

Ah... d-don't cry...

[girl_not_boy]

You're a very kind boy....T_T And, you're right! There should be no waste of fish!

They're happy tears, though...Happy tears!