mini soaps (tom hardy/benedict cumberbatch)

[girl_tarte]

words: under 1000
rating: R?

note 1: i wrote this super tiny ficlet back in early november for yourealwaysmine, who went to work one day seething with "imagined memories of tom and benedict affairing all over london". i subsequently gmailed it to everyone i thought would have the slightest interest (er... 3 people). BUT. now it is 2011 and we are all in love

Comments

[elzed]

You do have a way with words my lovely; wonderful wicked obscene delightful words, and they don't half paint pretty pictures in one's mind. Lovely and decadent, that...

[girl_tarte]

decadent, yes! good. that was definitely what was in my mind. thanks, sweetie!

[matildafilch]

8| bloody hell. marvellous. just marvellous. Never mind Benedict, I am a slave to your Tom.

[girl_tarte]

yay! thank you! i quite liked doing tom's pov, even if i'm certain it doesn't exactly do justice to his thinky side. :)

tilda, did you see berry's jonny/benedict? omg read!

[matildafilch]

Gads - how did I miss that? *shakes f-list* It is awesome.

Favourite lines here: for some reason I am a particular fan of 'Benedict goes down like he’s melting. Tom climbs on board.'

On board! Genius.

[algernon_mouse]

*gnugh*

As always, you're brilliant. I can't even begin to comment on all the little details in this. I especially loved the little bit about blowing smoke out the side of his mouth. You are fucking poetry, hon.

[girl_tarte]

omg flatterer! <3

thanks for reading, bb. i had no idea you were up for this pairing. although frankly who wouldn't be?

[blythely]

Okay, that was super. This line:

A beautiful fucking leggy lay of a frog.

Spot-on. x

[girl_tarte]

thank you! i liked that bit too. :)

[buckle_berry]

that was my favourite line too!

[yourealwaysmine]

Deep, slow, contented sighing.

[girl_tarte]

enthusiastic nuzzling.