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girlcameron

The Amazing Battle of a College Student versus the Forces of Darkness and Cheap Consumer Goods

Feb 03, 2006 20:50

RAEANN VS. POP-TOP SOUP CAN

Round 1

RaeAnn pulls the pop-ring back, carefree and unsuspecting. It snaps off. RaeAnn desperately tries to reattach it, but the villainous soup can does not relent. Thus, the battle begins.

Round 2RaeAnn alternates between pleading and swearing for several minutes. Then! An idea! SHE HAS A CAN-OPENER! Newly ( Read more... )

Comments 12

sarky66 February 4 2006, 04:33:47 UTC

wow...what a battle...i was on the edge of my seat whole time!

girlcameron February 4 2006, 08:43:54 UTC

It was truly inspiring. I have two cuts on my fingers from pulling of the twisted metal. But I got my soup.

lans February 4 2006, 14:21:07 UTC

I find that greatly amusing.

And rather coincidental that I have also opened many a can of beans using my khukri. And yes, it is inevitable that you will you cut yourself in the process. Though it is always a good thing when the cuts come from the soup can, and not the khukri.

Now that I live in an apartment with a can opener, my life seems much less exciting.

girlcameron February 4 2006, 17:39:41 UTC

But I HAD A GODDAMN CAN-OPENER! IT FAILED ME IN MY TIME OF NEED!

soliloquygirl February 4 2006, 17:36:16 UTC

Every ninja needs some good battle scars. And those would have been well won.

girlcameron February 4 2006, 17:40:36 UTC

*nods sagely*

virulain February 5 2006, 04:26:09 UTC

You do know that you're insane, right?

girlcameron February 6 2006, 17:30:06 UTC

Well, duh.

marimba_man February 7 2006, 14:48:53 UTC

I'm proud of you RaeAnn. Soup cans are treaacherous little bitches! Didn't this almost happen at my house with that damn can of beefaroni?

girlcameron February 7 2006, 15:18:37 UTC

Did it? I don't remember.