I keep having weird dreams about people I talked to maybe once or twice in high school. Yesterday, after my dream, when we got home from Disneyland the guy who came to my dream-pool-party had poked me on Facebook. Even though I haven't heard from him not only since graduation, but BEFORE graduation--because I think we had a total of one sentence ( Read more... )

GREAT SHOE CRISIS OF 2006 AVERTED! And I didn't even have to break into any cars with a wire coathanger. That was scary while it lasted though.

Today Emily and Laurel and I bought 7 different kinds of energy drinks at the market, brought them to the Laguna Niguel Regional Park, lined em all up and then tried them all to see which was the best. Note, they were all bad. Other note, chugging did not turn out to be such a good idea. Other other note...I can tell you from experience that ( Read more... )

So I had to make a nametag for this little girl at the birthday party on Saturday. I went up to her and said hi and asked what her name was. "Mason," (it sounded like) she said ( Read more... )

Ew. Oh my god. This is the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. I bought 2 energy drinks because I am leading a birthday party at 3:30 and I thought it would help if I just chugged them both...but I can barely drink this thing. It's so nasty. WHO LIKES THESE. SERIOUSLY. WHO LIKES THIS. WHO. GROSS.

BABIES ( Read more... )

Downside to my job: We have to wear socks and no shoes on the gym floor, and I never have any socks. Ever. They always disappear. I'm lucky if I can ever find 2 socks at all, let alone matching ones. Considering painting my feet.

So what do I do at work you might wonder? Well, I throw some babies. Then I catch some babies. Then I watch as they run head first into a wall, laugh when they fall down, and urge them to do it again. Yeah, I know I have the best job ever ( Read more... )

Best website ever.
http://www.philosophersguild.com
I want a stuffed Socrates.

Hi from the other side. After my beginning of summer celebrations ended, my summer began. Firstly, I won a bet with Kyle over who would score higher on the interpersonal communications final and so he had to pay for my lunch at On The Border. I have tasted victory, and let me tell you...it tastes like chips and salsa. That's all I can say ( Read more... )