100 Cheesy Pick Up Lines...

[girlechick]

My favorite's no. 21! I'm so dirty minded! :P

1. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

Comments

[joonymoon]

That are some cheesy pick up lines xD

I could have needed them for an early fanfiction idea I had for 'Friends' which I never wrote down...

My question is: Were you ever successful with theese line? Well.. then tell me...please ;)

ps. I got my BFF hooked up on the expression BEEZER xD She told me I should say Hi to you =)

[girlechick]

Feel free to use them in your fanfics! I'm just happy to help! :D
I have used no.21, and I made a girl blush and write fanfiction for me! So they do work! :D

[lenageek]

Ah! You sneaky Irish chica! You've been using these on me all day!! ;D

Some of these are hilarious, some just make me facepalm - thanks for the list - it's beezer!

[junebuggy01]

LOL! I love it... I dunno what is worse though, that people have actually used them, or the fact that I've fallen for some of them xD But, in my defense, I was really drunk and horny and their delivery was fantastic!

[girlechick]

JUNEY!!! Where the hell have you been!? I've missed you so much!

[junebuggy01]

I've been awesome! That's where I've been! xD I missed you too! Hope alls well and that these lines are getting you tail xD You know which one has actually worked for me??? #5 LOL! I just replaced Irish with Filipino xD

[girlechick]

I think we should throw a party for your triumphant return! I'm just glad you're your back and you're ok. :)
I'm good thanks for asking. And no I don't think I'll be using any of these lines soon, they're all terrible!
Are you sure it wasn't No.42 that worked for you? :P