TV Predictions
The Stupendous Yappi PREDICTS 2005-2006 TV SEASON!
LOST
Stupendous Yappi Predicts: After deliberately losing at "rock, paper, scissors", Jack will go down the hatch where he encounters a large underground secret silo. When he blasts open the silo with the remainder of the unstable explosives he happens to gamely carry in his backpack, out stumbles Alex Krychek. Krychek will be bleeding oilien goo from his eyes and mumbling something about "those damn lottery numbers".
VERONICA MARS
Stupendous Yappi Predicts: Veronica will hook up with Weevil in a romantic upset, giving birth to a whole new set of relationship fans who call themselves "VeWees". The VeGans and the LoVes will take exception to this and flood the internet with poorly punctuated and deeply flawed fanfic.
GILMORE GIRLS
Stupendous Yappi Predicts: Drama turns to tragedy when a random sniper takes out Kirk and Taylor, leaving them lying in the streets of Stars Hollow near death until -- Wait!! Stupendous Yappi does not know what happens. WB runs over by a minute and the final climatic scene is not caught on TiVo.
CSI
Stupendous Yappi Predicts: George Eads will never try to renegotiate his contract by not showing up for work again.
LOST
Stupendous Yappi Predicts: After deliberately losing at "rock, paper, scissors", Jack will go down the hatch where he encounters a large underground secret silo. When he blasts open the silo with the remainder of the unstable explosives he happens to gamely carry in his backpack, out stumbles Alex Krychek. Krychek will be bleeding oilien goo from his eyes and mumbling something about "those damn lottery numbers".
VERONICA MARS
Stupendous Yappi Predicts: Veronica will hook up with Weevil in a romantic upset, giving birth to a whole new set of relationship fans who call themselves "VeWees". The VeGans and the LoVes will take exception to this and flood the internet with poorly punctuated and deeply flawed fanfic.
GILMORE GIRLS
Stupendous Yappi Predicts: Drama turns to tragedy when a random sniper takes out Kirk and Taylor, leaving them lying in the streets of Stars Hollow near death until -- Wait!! Stupendous Yappi does not know what happens. WB runs over by a minute and the final climatic scene is not caught on TiVo.
CSI
Stupendous Yappi Predicts: George Eads will never try to renegotiate his contract by not showing up for work again.