momma and mark get married tomorrow! 

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today is the perfect day to fly to florida.
literally.
feel free to come visit my tan ass when i get back on wednesday.
xo.

i know i've been missing in action for a long time, and apologize to anyone that i haven't called to stay in touch with. if i have called you, and you never called me back, than you just plain suck at life ( Read more... )

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if you don't think nelly's song "grillz" should be our new national anthem,
then you're just not very american.

it's christmas, bitches.


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so... i'm retarded. i'm pretty much all moved into the apartment in freeland ( Read more... )

provided no one discovers the dead hookers in my trunk before sunday ( Read more... )

i feel like i'm never home ( Read more... )

chicago = amazing!
more to come.