six days, shmix days.
anonymous
November 2 2006, 14:33:33 UTC
cutting six days from my estimated life-span seems a very small price to pay for my amazingly rejuvinating and miraculous cup of morning coffee! Maybe i'll be cursing myself when i'm an old lady on my death bed, but right now as i sip my cup of coffee and as the caffiene dissolves the cobwebs in my brain and hacks away at the morning fog, sip by sip, i would gladly hand over my six days... but you on the other hand, with your caffiene clinic, you have a lot of days on your hands missy! you are really cutting into the life-spans of a whole lotta people! just multiply your average number of daily customers by six and you will begin to understand the huge, negative impact you are having on the quality of life of thousands!!
kee hee hee. but seriously, how do they figure this stuff out? and what's an "occupational dose"?
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but you on the other hand, with your caffiene clinic, you have a lot of days on your hands missy! you are really cutting into the life-spans of a whole lotta people! just multiply your average number of daily customers by six and you will begin to understand the huge, negative impact you are having on the quality of life of thousands!!
kee hee hee. but seriously, how do they figure this stuff out? and what's an "occupational dose"?
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anomono
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