News just in from CNN/Reuters:
News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have
swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed
Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.
US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming
evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.