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-Saw Bewitched-First showing yesterday-I wish I were 10 years older, not a virgin, and had an ex-husband so i could have sex on an eliptical machine. Just kidding!
-Someday I hope i have a neighbor that will tell me if my house is being broken into. I'd do the same for her.
In other news:
Rachael Ray and I are engaged. We talked it over, and she said that we could travel the world, each eating on 40$ a day. And when we were home she could make gourmet meals in 30 minutes. Wow, what a woman! New words added to my vocabulary because of Rachael Ray include: YUM! YUM-O! DELISH! MMMMMNNNNMMMM! WOW!
I painted a picture of glinda and elphie for Megan Clark. Glinda is now from the 80s because her hair is so big, and elphie has a mustache and a shrunken head-aka:Elphie is a crossdresser.
And just to warn you all-well, the ones of you who are "excited" about this 90 page post that's coming-don't be. You aren't going to be happy with what it says. no one is safe from this post. Why? Because i'm a bitch..yep ..that pretty much sums it up! Have a nice day! Well, none of YOU are safe from this post. The list of people safe from this post-it only says GOOD things about them-
-Stephanie J Block
-Kristin Chenoweth
-Gretchen Handloser
-Megan Clark
Thats about it. Not even Megan Hilty is safe. God, i love drama. Actually, I don't that's why im elimintating it by writing out every little thing i think about people, whether it be that Shoshana Bean IS Kendra Kassebaum..only brunette...and Jewish, or whether it be that i don't like you. you aren't safe. Trust me. if you have a problem with it-call me at 2175218044, and i will talk to you for exactly 5 minutes, because thats all the minutes i have left on my phone! Happy dialing!
Kristin Chenoweth is at the top of the list right now.
"The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends"-Shirley MacLaine
Shirley was onto something-think about it. i sure have.