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[girlisevil]

I went to the dentist today. Yay! Unlike 98% of the population I love love LOVE the dentist! I love getting my teeth cleaned, they feel so nice and shiny afterwards. My lady told me I'm not flossing right so I'm gonna have to fix that!

I wore my new shoes. They hurt my right pinkie toe. I'm gonna have to break them in!

I was talking to this guy

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[tinykite]

You LOVE going to the dentist? see this sums up my personal conclusion that you aint all right upstairs... But hey that's okay cause I'm all insane too. hahahaa

Just cut your right pinky toe off, and then your shoes will fit better.

[girlisevil]

I know, it's terrible, but it's true. I'd rather go to get a cleaning once a month instead of every six months... my teeth would feel awesome then...

I think that's what I'm gonna have to do... then I'll sell my pinkie toe on ebay... that would rock!

[tinykite]

I'd bid on it. :-D I keep in a glass vile around my neck, and talk to it, and kiss it before I go to bed.

"This little piggy went to the market...."

[girlisevil]

Unfortunately I doubt it would taste like bacon :(