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[girlnoir]

Apparently Jess Band's hotel is full of British people! I could have easily faked British! Remember that whole night in the Bedouin tent when I practically was British!? Why couldn't I have ended up at the hotel with the easy accent instead of stupid French. Well fuck that shit

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[candyg5]

all the people at my hotel are modern ortho (p.s. we need to think of a better abbreviation for that, like ModO or something) anyway, all the elevators are shabbos elevators, bob and sharon like flipped. plus, they all stare when bob sits and fondles his blackberry in the lobby during yontiv, while i turn red with mortification. the end. p.s. they're all really self righteous.

[girlnoir]

hate shabbos elevators. wayyy too complicated. plus you have to figure out which ones were odds and evens then i was on the 22nd floor which took forever. haha hilarious bob = shabbos rebel.

[candyg5]

also, yesterday for breakfast, i had pesadic(sp?) bread. It was actually a tuna sandwich. with a diet ice kaffe on the side. it was orgasmic. I asked them like a dozen times about it being K-P, and they assured me it was. It pretty much takes the affliction out of "Bread of Affliction" during peseach. the end of my comment, the sequel.

[girlnoir]

omg was it at aroma?? remember that delish tuna sandwich we shared?? well i had one on pesadicy bread, yumoooo. i also had passover waffles which i assure you were tasty to the max. yeah it's so easy to keep passover in israel that there is like no point at all. i hardly remember that it is passover.

[purple_nimbus]

I did tell you about when we stayed at a hostel in Jerusalem and ended up flooring wirth obnoxious Londoners right?

[girlnoir]

noo!!! did they have british accents (obvs) that's sooo coool. how obnoxious could they be with british accents??? impossible!