this is what I get for not leaving my apartment to see mean girls....
Here's a convo I had with anthroguy22 tonight -- and some of you Coop peeps will appreciate it, I think.
anthroguy22: hmm, do you have a mantra?
JadeKarrde: many
JadeKarrde: "I am the lamp" is the most recent one
anthroguy22: what does that come from?
JadeKarrde: recent horoscope I had in yahoo
JadeKarrde: I posted it a while ago, I think
anthroguy22: horoscopes are for gypsies and retards, and that's my new mantra
JadeKarrde: i've always wanted to be a gypsy
JadeKarrde: but not a retard
JadeKarrde: those special buses scare me
anthroguy22: how do you kill a retarded guy?
JadeKarrde: how?
anthroguy22: put a knife in his hand and ask him, "who's special?"
JadeKarrde: hahahaha that's HORRIBLE!!!
anthroguy22: well, take this one then
anthroguy22: what has two legs and bleeds?
JadeKarrde: what?
anthroguy22: half a puppy
JadeKarrde: omigod, you are gross!
JadeKarrde: hahaha you realize, i'm posting this, right?
anthroguy22: hello lj'ers!!!
JadeKarrde: man, if there's a hell, you're gonna be the king...
anthroguy22: i got more, oh i got more, just one more to prove my worthiness to rule the flaming abyss
JadeKarrde: uh oh
anthroguy22: what's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
anthroguy22: not wanting to touch that one, eh?
anthroguy22: ok then, i'll just lay it on you
anthroguy22: you can't unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork
JadeKarrde: oh, man
JadeKarrde: I can't believe you made a dead baby joke
JadeKarrde: you. are. sick.
JadeKarrde: SICK
anthroguy22: dead babies are a fact of life, natacia
JadeKarrde: one of the former managers of my building used to tell dead baby jokes all the time
JadeKarrde: it was an obsession, some would say
anthroguy22: interesting obsession
JadeKarrde: they got progressively worse like everyday
JadeKarrde: it was AMAZING
anthroguy22: you know all those crazy sex things like the dirty sanchez and the houdini?
anthroguy22: well, i have a friend who came up with one called the red stick
JadeKarrde: i don't even want to know
anthroguy22: do you not want me to say?
JadeKarrde: wellll... i'm curious
JadeKarrde: tell me before I change my mind
anthroguy22: the red stick is fucking a dead baby
JadeKarrde: OMIGOD!!!!
JadeKarrde: EWWWWWW
anthroguy22: yeah, a little bit extreme