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inuyasha + picaritas + coca-cola = one crazy cali. god save the world.
i got this idea while watching today's episodes... i remembered there's a kenshin ficlet like this, and thought it'd be fun to do an inuyasha one. of course, i'm NOT funny at all, so it sucks #_# lol. the kenshin one is much funnier.
small drabble. don't take it seriously. i know these guys all have super-powers or something but ignore that for the moment. it's just meant to be fun. see me abuse the world "anyway".
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how would inuyasha-tachi (and other random IY characters) cross a river?
kagome: would sit in the riverside to wait for inuyasha to appear so he can take her to the other side on his back.
inuyasha: would jump, of course. then he'd fall headfirst into the water as kagome "osuwari"-d him halfway through for leaving her behind. then they'd start fighting for the rest of the day and forget about the river anyway.
sango: would walk a couple of feet and cross through the bridge. i swear that woman is the only person with common sense in that group.
miroku: would try to follow sango but end up back at point zero after she slapped him for trying to grope her. then he'd go the other way to find a man with a boat that would transport him to the other side. then he'd end up back at point zero again after the man kicked him for asking his daughter to bear his child. then he'd sit down and pray for someone to save such a nice, decent man as him.
shippou: would transform into his balloon thingie and fly to the other side. 'cause he's no fun.
kirara: she'd (it's a she, right?) probably fly, but maybe she wouldn't want to risk it, because she's a cat. and cats stereotypically don't like water. and she's a fire cat. and fire definitely does not like water. so who knows?
sesshoumaru: would stand to one side and look pretty. and then his fangirls would pile up and make a bridge for him to cross the river. and then he'd look on uninterested and decide he didn't care about the other side of the river anyway. (and the fangirls would drown, but he doesn't care either).
kohaku: with the luck that kid has, he'd probably try to cross it swimming and drown.
naraku: would try to use one of his monster-thingies as a boat to cross. then he'd remember that he's evil one second too late for he's already started to melt.
rin: i think she'd just sit back and enjoy the show. and then leave when sesshy does.
kouga: he'd run really fast across the river, separating the water and thus ending up in the other side, completely dry. then he'd turn around and gloat in inuyasha's face that he made it to the other side completely dry. then the water he separated would splash back into position, drenching him anyway.
myouga: would drown. and be eaten by some fish. and we wouldn't miss him.
kikyou: she'd go through the bridge or go with the guy who owns the boat, probably... but as she is so clumsy, maybe she'll fall into the water and as she's made of mud/clay/whatever, maybe she'll melt! or at least i hope she will...
kagura: well, that one's kinda obvious... wind-lady and all...
hojo-kun: he'd run back home to get his boy-scout survival pack, inflate a plastic boat, put on his lifesaver vest, and row row row his boat to the other side of the river.
jakken: would flap his arms comically until someone came and kicked him head-first into the river. where he would drown. and we wouldn't miss him.
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i'll probably do more of these stupid snippets. they help me de-stress, that's for sure.