So, this whole rode trip thing's been a wicked drag. You know, at first it was cool. After all that time cooped up in a cell… or out in the prison yard… a girl starts to desire things like 6 hour long car rides across the US of A. But, after a few hundred miles of drivin'… even a former jailbird like me gets a little antsy ( Read more... )

So I thought that we had seen and pretty much done everything there was to be done, and um, I didn't exactly mean for it come out when I um, well had an explosive time with Faith, but it just popped into my head ( Read more... )

Oh man, Red sure surprised me with the wicked kink act she pulled. Girl really did bring out a box of tricks. Never in a million years would I have ever thought I'd be blindfolded and handcuffed by the girl known for getting' the highest SAT scores in her class. And yet… there I was laid out all nice and pretty like the prized fuckin' ham. And ( Read more... )

The feathers were flying out of the pillows now in full blast as Faith and I pounded each other playfully with the pillows. It was exactly what we both needed. I think Faith more than I but I was glad she finally told me. It was so important and more than that it proved that we could really get through anything if we just put both feet forward ( Read more... )

Ok, I really need to just get over this whole almost sent to prison thing already! Because the brooding thing? Is so not me. Man, I swear, I'm seriously becoming Angel now. Scary. Yea, I know what you're thinkin' - us bein' kindred spirits and all - that this sort of thing would happen eventually. But me? I was kinda hopin' it wouldn't. Ever ( Read more... )

Wow was Faith feeling a bit grouchy and grumpy! Ok sure, we had that whole big kind of mistake and all but we were ok now and that was the important thing. And there I was trying to be the understanding and support gal girlfriend and she just totally blew me off! Hmmph ( Read more... )

Okay, bein' thrown in jail again? So not the big reward I was lookin' for when I played therapist for our bomb happy little friend. You know, you'd think that when I spill my heart out, give out my dirty little secrets to a complete stranger, and save a park full of munchkins, that maybe, just maybe, those powers the be or whatever Angel always ( Read more... )

Thank goddess Faith showed up, but I didn't have time to really sit there and get with the thankyous because the lovely Security at Disney showed up ( Read more... )

Dammit! You know what, I spend all day wandering around in the hot Florida sun in some fuckin' kiddie park and what does it get me? Jack. I mean, come on now, can't a girl catch a break every now and then? Little kid's lives are at stake here, dude!

Can't I just find this bitch, knock her out, and show her back to my old prison cell? (I'm ( Read more... )

Alright let's just skip the whole I don't really get how Xander mystically appeared in front of the swimming pool and oh yeah the fact he caught Faith and I a very interesting position to say the least. I mean I'm thinking this has to be super important for oh I don't know those wacky Powers that Be to send Xander. But that makes me wonder if they ( Read more... )