for all of you appropriate types out there..

[girlthatthinks]

what is the proper protocol for eating a piece of sushi (think roll) that is too big to fit in your mouth in one bite? (and not risk certain death from a blocked airway

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you'll look stupid

[smoking_robot]

i just try to shove the whole damn thing in my mouth, and then use my free hand to cover my mouth as i chew with my mouth open. the hand blocks bits from fallin' out your mouth, although occasionally a piece of rice or two will slip by. this is not the smoothest way to eat it. especially if you're on a date or something i guess. but there was this roll at this sushi restauraunt in annapolis md called the Chesapeak roll that i loved, but it was enormous. I hate it when the roll falls apart, so when i first attempted at just take a bite of it, it lead to frustration. So i just push the damn thing in my mouth and chew like some wood chopping machine devouring a tree. this probably isnt the solution you're looking for.