Chaplain Tells Wife to "whore it up"

[girltuesday]

So, dispite my broken ankle, my husband and I are talking about me moving back to the states because I hate it here

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[wanderingastray]

that's comforting.
how'd you break your ankle?

[girltuesday]

Wet stairs. We have this really pretty marble stone stair case in my apartment hallway. Well some genius decided to mop the stairs with what looked like a hose. There was water everywhere. I slipped, caught my foot between the stairs and kersnap!

Pain killers are so totally fun XD

[wanderingastray]

ouch! I have a bad history with stairs myself so I'm cringing just reading that. heal fast!

also... I know the military is kind of overbearing, but I don't get why you have to get permission to move? Why being "sent home" is an issue at all? I mean.. he's the one in the military, not you, right? What jurisdiction do they have over what you do? Damn. They're even more controlling than I thought.

[girltuesday]

Well we can't afford for me to just move home. I'd have to have them ship my stuff back and get put on a special payment plan where they pay for my rent. So they have to approve that.

[white_jenna]

I think I just might have to forward this to my dad (retired AF). :)

[girltuesday]

It's absolutely hysterical. I am still laughing just thinking about it.