BAZYL (8:44:44 PM): and i freeze up when i'm around hot girls ( Read more... )

I am so sleepy right now and it's only eight thirty eight, and that's with "Springing Forward". If it were real time it'd be seven thirty eight. This does not bode well.

Okay I love this ( Read more... )

Macauley Culkin wrote a book and I actually really liked it. The following is an excerpt from said book, JuniorSPACES IN WRONG PLACES ( Read more... )

My adventures with Nature ( Read more... )

I think that one experience can sum up my entire summer, what has happened and what is yet to come.

YESTERDAY I CARRIED A REALLY COLD WATERMELON

Everybody lives on a street in a city ( Read more... )

Sometimes I wish I had a name that was in a really famous song, just so I could use it as a myspace name.