Comments | girlwithhair7: Something...then something else.

girlwithhair7

Something...then something else.

Aug 12, 2005 16:28

Wouldn't it be interesting if for somereason everything we did was counted. Like a step counter or something. Like if you could refer to somewhere to see how many, or much, you had done of something ( Read more... )

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doom_child August 12 2005, 20:53:31 UTC

-How many awesome orgasms you've given
-How many people you've knocked out with your toxic farts
-How many churches you've burned down
-How many terrorist attacks you've made on America

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That would be cool

girlwithhair7 August 12 2005, 21:09:46 UTC

That would be crazy. I think I would get 0 for all of those. Well maybe 1 or 100for the 2nd and 3rd.

doom_child August 12 2005, 21:26:51 UTC

lol I'm going to have to work hard to keep you from going to hell

girlwithhair7 August 12 2005, 21:42:25 UTC

Damn hard. I really hope it doesn't exist.

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beavis_the_wise August 12 2005, 21:20:50 UTC

Mastication and maturbation are totally diiferent sir, but if I had to count, I would first try to find out how many stakes I have consumed in my life.

girlwithhair7 August 12 2005, 21:43:16 UTC

This I know. They just sound similar. To consume - Masticate

edited version.... beavis_the_wise August 13 2005, 00:19:53 UTC

I was making a joke so incredibly subtle that it was stupid. I meant to imply that steak is like masturbation because it's so fucking awesome (seriously. go take a whiff of that awesome smell!). Sorry for the trouble.

Re: edited version.... girlwithhair7 August 13 2005, 00:21:33 UTC

No trouble. I Enjoy the awesome smell.