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1. It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in the social niceties.
2. You know what the real tragedy of this day is? I'm not even supposed to be here today! Clerks
3. Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.
4. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
5. I flipped through catalogs and wondered: "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?" [i could take so many from this movie] Fight Club
6. If I were a woman, I'd be a slut. A lesbian slut. The Good Girl
7. That morning I was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely, and yet I can't recall any sunrise before it. I watched its whole magnificence for the last time as if it were the first. And then I said farewell to sun light, and set out to become what I became.
8. Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free. Love Actually
9. If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain The Matrix
10. I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown. Meet the Parents
11. Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.
12. Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. The Princess Bride
13. It's supposed to be a challenge, it's a shortcut! If it were easy it would just be the way.
14. You know, if my dog were as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards. The Sandlot
15. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
16. Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. Sandlot
17. Person1: Looks don't interest me.
Person2: That's easy for you to say, you've never been ugly.
18. Person1: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK.
Person2 : Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. Boondock Saints
The lives of pretty people are significantly different than the lives of average looking people. Think about it.
Wow everyday one of my roomies puts on perfume and it reaches all the way to my room and its so strong even over here. Smells nice but way strong.
Alright, I'm gonna go be productive.