gitemstevedave
Sep 28, 2009 00:00
- 10:48 @ catastrophegirl #
- 12:08 Boy, the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies limed and rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards. #glee #
- 12:20 @ EBone Or the made God angry. Do you want a happy god or an angry god? bit.ly/Ud0ym #
- 12:32 I had sex with your mother. No, seriously. I cleaned your pool & then I had sex with
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gitemstevedave
Sep 27, 2009 00:00
- 02:44 @ OMG_Ponies At least you didn't have a drunk or asleep driver almost cross into your lane, then the side of the tunnel blowing out his tire. #
- 02:45 @ Kaiser_Machead and the pizza was good! #
- 02:47 @ catastrophegirl I make freezer sauce or chili with meat like that. #
- 10:12 @ OMG_Ponies except for the guy who crossed into my lane then into the
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gitemstevedave
Sep 26, 2009 00:00
- 00:30 Getting to bed as I'm tired, so I will be off JerseyCam (www.GitEmSteveDave.com) for a few hours. Where am I? I'm not in this ... #
- 06:56 If the 6.5lb wool blanket I have coming to the house is half as warm as I think it is, I want a very cold winter this year. #
- 07:22 @ OMG_Ponies Why only men, and what kind of keys? Reg/product keys?
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gitemstevedave
Sep 25, 2009 00:00
- 00:03 @ infmom yawcam is free. #
- 07:00 @ appletoad well, it's my house, so when I'm at work, nothing much happens. #
- 09:07 What? OK! What? YEAH! And what? OK!! bit.ly/gFK3i #
- 09:08 Showering is my favorite spectator sport rite after aerobics. Do YOU have a little country in you? Want some?
Top Five Cute Girls I'd ... # - 09:26 Work Work Work,
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gitemstevedave
Sep 24, 2009 00:00
- 07:32 Around the haus cleaning and watching COPS. Cell me, or GoogleVoice me @908-912-GESD .
JerseyCam (gitemstevedave.com), Twitte ... # - 09:17 Hey fellow freaks, what is the URL for the fat Man's weight loss site? I need it to help promote Tim on Gizmodo #dvdaily #
- 09:35 Showering is my favorite spectator sport rite after aerobics. Do YOU
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gitemstevedave
Sep 23, 2009 00:00
- 07:26 @ meghann Mine used to do that, but I sprayed the plants with water, then sprinkled ground Habanero on that, and they barely touched it again #
- 07:29 Do to my large, powerful, yet also gentle fingers, I bought some ipod stylii from some Ebayer in Brooklyn.Hopefully this cuts down on typos. #
- 07:30 @ EBone Trust me, if the Ex was here to tell
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gitemstevedave
Sep 21, 2009 00:00
- 00:11 @ rosagolijan Zack and Miri make a Porno. Good Kevin Smith pict. #
- 11:44 I am GitEmSteveDave, spelled with a B. #
- 11:57 What do I look for in a future Ex-Mrs. SteveDave? Someone who will make me coffee in the morning. #
- 12:37 @ 92BuickLeSabre Is he single? Well it's hardly a bloody replacement then. You got a slug? #
- 12:44 @ carolzara finally
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gitemstevedave
Sep 20, 2009 00:00
- 11:45 @ EBone Leesin here ye scurvey left coaster. Stay off my coast, our you'll be sucking seawater as we keel-haul ye! #
- 12:19 So last night I downloaded an episode of a show I was watching on TV on the Splurge, and synced them up. It was very meta. #
- 12:42 What be the weirdest thing I have bought with me Dubloons? This strange liquid from the
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gitemstevedave
Sep 19, 2009 00:00
- 11:36 @ mattbuchanan Fosters, it's Australian for beer. I mean, those cans are huge for a reason. #
- 12:09 @ blam As Chris Hardwick says, "Thank you Twitter, buck buck!". Thanks for the heads up on this Blam. #
- 12:12 @ OMG_Ponies I offered to order you a LED nametag, but you apparently didn't want it. Green is this years red LED nametag. #
- 12:15
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