1. You don't have to go to work.
2. You lose weight.
3. You get a lot of reading done on the can.
4. You develop a new respect for toast and tea.  And people who can keep their body temps at 37 without trying.
5. You can watch all the youtube you want.
6. You get to sleep a lot.
7. Um... darn... I wanted to get to ten...

I don't think there's anyone here that doesn't know yet, but just in case you didn't - my dad's having heart surgery tomorrow.  His Hebrew name is Yosef Avram ben Shoshana.

Also, I might go to court again.  Yay.

I'm (בע"ה) moving to Yerushalayim.  Anyone know of any reasonably priced dirot for me (and

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Why is galgalatz playing piguah music?  It's not like we didn't know they were dead... If anything we should be feeling relieved they're back?  Or sorry for ourselves (איזה פרייארים אנחנו...) for future wars/piguahs/kidnappings that the released terrorists will help organize?

1.  I almost stepped on a dead bird this morning.  - Ok, fine. We're talking about me.  Wasn't so traumatic, just gross.  It was one of those pointy brownish birds with the crown thing that sticks out of the back of their head. 
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אני: ייאל תקפצי לכבישיי
היא: יילמה?יי
אני: יי את יודעת למה. זה מסוכן...יי
היא: ייטוב, אז אני אקפוץ בזהירות.יי

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There was a suicide bombing today in Israel for the first time about two years.  Dude, I thought we were done with those and on to... uh... bigger and better things... like ahem.... rockets?  Uhhh... >_<

Here's another work-related post... so who will enjoy this? 
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So I just got back from another one of my relatives' Charedi Bnei Brak weddings.  It was... uhhhh... average.  At least in comparison to all the other Bnei Brak weddings I've been to.  Actually this one was even slightly more tolerable.  I think I must be getting used to them.  Also there were 3 Gitls at my table (including me)!  How cool is that ( Read more... )