Black Vinyl

[giuliacucina]

Why is it harder than I thought to find tight, shiny black vinyl pants in New York City that actually fit me?

Comments

[shadowcat410]

Because they don't make a size P, for perfect. :)

[giuliacucina]

You are sweet! It's funny, I even went to a drag queen store thinking they might have something, but all of their sizes were way too small (28 waist is their largest! Come on, aren't drag queens often larger?)

[cnewman1]

Becuae there is a law about how hot youre allowed to be. Violate that law, and the economy eats itself. Thats how I know you've been wearing those over the knee boots with the short skirts again.

[giuliacucina]

You are funny. It's all in the name of Halloween!

[sjaxso]

This.

[sjaxso]

I came in here to make a comment akin to the above - but as always, someone already did it first, and better!

Damn you Newman (shakes fist)