I can make a mess like nobody's business....

[giuseppe_]

I have reached one of many cross roads in my life. There comes a time in every man/women/boy/girl/child/infant/capper/G**k/subway employees life where he/she must choose between their parents. Now this might seem unfair, but deep down everyone has a favorite parent. I am in the same boat. I have two parents ; both have their good points and bad

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[juicedance]

terry schoch is the better dad. let me explain.

see, he was an nhl player too. don't you remember? he scored 68 goals in his rookie season - about 20 of them in the last 5 games. he was a remarkable talent and his teammates valued him so much that they always fed him the puck. it's a shame his career went downhill so quickly after the Habs traded him.

also, terry is a character building dad. he chokes you out and makes you stronger. and the constant threat of being thrown off a 5th floor balcony makes you a very well-rounded, cautious human being.

thus, terry is the better dad.

(plus christine simpson is so ugly, she might as well be craig's brother. never have i seen a more hideous ditch pig.)

[juicedance]

then again, dad #1 doesn't talk about poo rings, loudly, in public.

[giuseppe_]

Oh yeah because that was actually him playing in the game. Like himself, the real terry schoch.

and yes, christine simpson has many man-like features.

[matthew544]

Darryl, you shouldn't forget Terry's other superb quality. Since he can't take insults, only give them, he does wonders for character building. You learn not to insult others, and how to deal with immature 5 year olds.

[iwishiwasindie]

i say parent number two.
movie collections are important.

oh and btw, it's "taryn" from ares just so you aren't freaked out.
tommy douglas. woot. =)

Yesh...

[intolerism]

In my defense