first update in over 2700 hours ( warning : shitty survey...pics too )
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
start the water
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
I shampoo my hair twice a week, if that. so rarely
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essence commercial?
yes, but for different reasons
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
no, but that doesn't make me gay or anything
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
forced?
yes, but only for the purpose of generating profit through video distribution
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
yeah but the inconvience of getting shampoo in your mouth isn't worth the time you save by multi-tasking
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
enough with the fucking shower questions
8.) How old do you look? not a day over 19
9.) How old do you act? it varies
10.) What's the last song you sang? in the shower?
fly me to the moon- Sinatra
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
I was a member of the fall out boy fan club but they kept insisting underage girls fuck them after shows........ not that there's anything wrong with that
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
dressed in my sundays best, incoherently drunk
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
closed for a bit, then open to make sure the other party isn't disgusted
14.) What's the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
that I'm not sure if she's black or white. racial mystique
15.) Does anything on your body itch right now?
left ear lobe, seriously
16.) Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?
hilary clinton
17.) Who's the sexiest famous MAN alive?
steve martin
18) Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine?
my uncle is half deaf and does way too much cocaine... yeah laugh it up
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
once, this little italian jockey that looked just like super mario
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
yes, even if they're bad at it
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
no, i live in ottawa. ( smith 2005)
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?
yes, almost always
23). Have you ever had sex in a tent?
I've slept in a tent that smelled like sex before. but it wasn't my own sex.
24). What about in a boat?
no. you can get bitches pregnant doing that
25). Have you ever dated a Goth?
yeah but only to increase my scenester points at the mall
26.) Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?
I haven't experienced either.... wedding night styles
27.) Can you fix your own car?
no, but I know this guy through this guy through my swiss friend whose hands are always greasy as fuck. I can guarantee you he can.
28.) Would you kill George W. Bush yourself if you were GUARANTEED to get away with it?
this is a retarded question. democrat faggots
29.) Should guys wear pink?
should fat girls where hip hugging jeans?
Last but not least, super cliche black and white self portraits
fin.