#015

[giustizia_rosso]

I apologise to all I have... kissed yesterday.

In light of recent events, I feel that it's necessary to explain a few things.

BAD TOUCH
n. or adj. pl. bad touches1. Touched in private regions of the body; possibly painful. Synonyms: 'grope', 'molest

Comments

[tease_you]

"Bad touch" can also mean masturbation, which is a good thing.

[giustizia_rosso]

.... that's, an act which you perform on yourself so that's... not quite a 'bad touch'. Please don't let the children see this.

[tease_you]

It's bad in the eyes of some people.

[tease_you]

And besides, they'll have to learn someday. Especially the boys.

[moonlit_jewel]

...I kinda feel bad for that scary man from yesterday....

[giustizia_rosso]

I'm sure he's all right.

[giustizia_rosso]

Well, little frozen but all right.

[moonlit_jewel]

I sure hope he's learned his lesson.

[unbewildered]

...oh, man.

[giustizia_rosso]

It had to be explained, Evelynne.

[unbewildered]

...right. Uh. Discussion over. So why're you "mommy" to the kids again?

[giustizia_rosso]

I suppose it's because Kira is "daddy".

[h_ammertime]

You actually researched this?

[giustizia_rosso]

Not quite, it's a more of a personal definition.

[h_ammertime]

Look! I've found some fun ones.

1. bad touch

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex

[giustizia_rosso]

That does sound--

[dopper_prince]

This is.. quite an interesting topic for an educational campaign, Zala.

But you should add that anyone who Bad Touches1 a child earns a Bad Touch2 in return.

'Mommy'..? What in the world have you been doing lately?

[giustizia_rosso]

Thank you Zabi, I'll add that right away.

Nothing, aside from cleaning the house and cooking for the children.

[dopper_prince]

It's better to enforce the idea instead of merely telling the slew of perverts to "kindly refrain."

And I never figured you for the domestic type.

[giustizia_rosso]

There hasn't really been any cases of 'bad touching' on children yet, I don't think.

I enjoy a little neatness and organisation.