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[give_me_cocks]

I was fired from work today. Does anyone have any good firing stories? Or maybe words of encouragement so I don't end up sitting in front of the tv all day with a bag of Doritos. Wait, the bag of Doritos and tv idea sounds good, nevermind.

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[give_me_cocks]

Actually, right before the manager came to get me for my surprise "meeting", I was about to walk upstairs and give her my two weeks notice.

But I'm just kinda worried about having the firing in my record, because supposedly I was "breaking the law during work hours." I don't know if any other companies would want to hire a hooligan such as myself.

[spikedpunch]

What laws were you breaking?

[give_me_cocks]

Um... I don't really know. I suppose it could be catagorized under some type of privacy act or pornography law.

[infinite_chaos]

depends on the flavor of doritos, really.

[give_me_cocks]

I'm partial to Cool Ranch, Guacamole or Spicier Nacho.

[infinite_chaos]

yeah i prefer my chips set to "incinerate".

yule do fyne. fuckem.

[give_me_cocks]

I love spicy anything.

Yeah, they were a bunch of asstards anyhow. Thanks.

[anonymous]

TAKE ME THE FUCK OFF YOUR FRIENDS LIST YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!

[schupo]

TAKE ME OFF OF YOUR FRIENDS LIST, YOU CAD

[give_me_cocks]

LOL UR STEWPID MR ANNONYMUS!!!

[ex_cloaked902]

I second that nomination.

[infinite_chaos]

ewe make fun e! :)

[give_me_cocks]

lol i wish

[schupo]

I LIKE UR STYLE!

[give_me_cocks]

I LIKE UR MOM!!!!

[schupo]

ME TOO I LOVE HER A LOT SOMETIMES SHE MAKES ME CAKE AND SOMETIMES SHE DOESN'T SOMETIMES SHE UNPLUGS MY EVERQUEST WHEN IM FIGHTING A DRAGON THATS COOL THO

[give_me_cocks]

UM WHEN UR MOM DOESNT MAKE U CAKE SHE ISN"T KEWL NE MOAR!!!